You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning (Unabridged) - Celia Rivenbark

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning (Unabridged)

By Celia Rivenbark

  • Release Date: 2009-09-01
  • Genre: Comedy
  • ℗ © 2009 Macmillan Audio

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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Sta Celia Rivenbark

Summary : You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning (Unabridged)

From the author of the best-selling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier and Bless Your Heart, Tramp comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose.
Topics include such gems as:
Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time
Airlines serving up one hot mess
Action figure Jesus
Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter
And much more!
Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

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